A pet alligator has been seized from a liquor store on New York's Long Island.
The Suffolk County Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals says the 3-foot-long, illegally kept alligator was removed Wednesday from Alpine Wines and Liquors in Wading River.
Authorities say two employees of the store were issued tickets for possession of an illegal animal. The American alligator will be sent to a sanctuary out of state.
The store's proprietor told Newsday that an employee had asked her to take care of it while he was apartment hunting and that she believed the animal was a monitor lizard, not an alligator.
Pets some people have!
ReplyDeletethe pets some people have...
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with having a pet alligator?
ReplyDeleteI think if I had one, it would get along great with my pet shark.
His name is Fluffy.
I wonder how he actually got there xD
ReplyDeleteI want one :<
ReplyDeleteWhy would people even have that as a pet lol
ReplyDeletelol, so they knew it was there. that's not as funny as "another boring day at wo-WHAT THE FUCK"
ReplyDeletethats some crazy shiz right there!!! who has a pet alligator anyway?? lol
ReplyDeleteLOLOL funniest thing ever. How the tit does that happen?
ReplyDeletei would pee myself. thats so scary!
ReplyDeletelizards are useless to make me good shoes
ReplyDeleteThat is way people should be able to have exotic pets.
ReplyDeletelmao a giant lizard
ReplyDeleteI guess it wanted a drink : )
ReplyDeletethat musta been a helluva watchdog...
ReplyDeleteFuck, why would anyone try to keep a pet alligator? Good post, bro.
ReplyDeletea pet alligator would be supremely badass
ReplyDeleteWhoa thats a sweet pet
ReplyDeleteCrunky just took the words right out of my mouth.
ReplyDeletegeeze, they'll give you a ticket for anything nowadays
ReplyDeleteWould have been cool if it was an aligator
ReplyDeleteI don't think you can dress an alligator, it'll probably see you as a fiend
ReplyDeleteWTF! will make a purse from him
ReplyDeletelol who would want to have one as a pet
ReplyDeletesounds like a cool store
ReplyDeletemonster lizard lol..
ReplyDeletebut I thought it was a lizard, officer!
ReplyDeleteahhaha pretty animal :)
ReplyDeletethat's pretty ballsy for the liquor store to do that. but in their defense, i used to work at one several years ago and it would come in handy with the various beligerent drunks that don't understand why you're kicking them out.
ReplyDeleteI love the obscure news on your blogs, it always makes me laugh.
ReplyDeleteMy grandparents live in Florida, and apparently crocodiles run through back yards and shit. Several dogs get eaten a year. Kinda creepy hah.
ReplyDeletehow could you mistake a fucking alligator?
ReplyDeleteHA! Very cool!
ReplyDeleteLmao can you imagine trying to buy alcohol from a liquor store with a alligator
ReplyDeleteUnless he was treating it badly he should've been allowed to keep it, a pet is a powerful thing to some people, nearly liek a child in some cases
ReplyDeleteGreat post!
ReplyDeletelooking forward to reading the next one
been ther done that
ReplyDeletevery nice
ReplyDeletei like it
supportin !
I've always wanted an "exotic" pet
ReplyDeleteCall him fluffy, so they wont know till its too late.
ReplyDeletevery interesting!
ReplyDeleteimagine someone coming in to rob the store ... only to find a gator ready to gnaw on your extremities
ReplyDeleteNew York is a strange place.
ReplyDeleteGlad we don't have those little bastards here!
ReplyDeleteAccidents happen. I would give her the benefit of the doubt.
ReplyDeleteI'd eat him, ive had alligator once, and it was soooooooooooo good.
ReplyDeleteid cook that sucker up ahah.
i want a pet alligator
ReplyDeletelemme get that!
ReplyDeletehehe, i want an alligator!
ReplyDeleteHah funny. Pretty good though. Grow up the gator to sell the skin is what I would do.
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