Sunday, October 3, 2010

No busts yet in Victoria's Secret bra thefts



Monday it was tank tops. Thursday, brassieres were stolen.

Forty brassieres, worth nearly $2,000, were stolen from Victoria's Secret in Paddock Mall in Ocala, Fl on Thursday, according to police.
On Monday, someone stole 101 tank tops worth nearly $1,800 from American Eagle Outfitters.
An employee at Victoria's Secret told an officer she was assisting and observing customers Thursday when a man and woman asked for help. She said the woman stood in front of her holding a pink robe, while the man stood behind the woman holding a pair of yoga pants.
While helping them, the employee heard drawers opening and closing, but could not see anyone.
The employee said she recognized the man and woman as having been in the store a couple of weeks ago when there was a theft, according to the report.
The employee alerted another employee that a theft was in progress. At the same time, the man and woman, joined by a third person who had a large bag, fled the store.
Employees said two drawers that contained Bio-Fit brassieres sizes 36B and 36D were missing. Each drawer contained 20 brassieres. The loss was valued at $1,920.
The suspects are described as a man in his 20s, about 5 feet 8 inches tall, with black curly hair, of medium build and wearing a green shirt and blue jeans; a man believed to be in his late 30s to early 40s, with straight black hair, of medium build, 5 feet 9 inches tall and wearing a blue shirt and blue jeans; and a woman, also in her late 30s to early 40s, standing 5 feet 4 inches tall, with long brown/reddish hair with red highlights. 

34 comments:

  1. someone stole 101 tank tops?! damn all at once? thats like a record for the most tank tops on at once haha.

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  2. busts man, i don't care where they get them but they should be large and in good condition

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  3. what the FaXXX ! I can't read this post if this picture is stiling here xD !

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  4. I'm looking forward to your next post!

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  5. There are going to be alot of bras on sale in the blackmarket!

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  6. i just realized that: brassiere = bra

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  7. When dealing with retail store theft, more than half the time its done by the employee or someone who knows the employee.

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  8. nice. i need christmas presents.

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  9. Oh the puns, I stopped after the title, and sat their for about a minute thinking of all the come backs to the title. Then I read the article, and got sad. NEEDS MORE PUNS.

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  10. Now what might they do with all of this underwear.

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  11. are people really that desperate?

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  12. I need more pics to solve this crime

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  13. I never thought I would live to see the day bra's and pantie's get stolen!

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  14. good thing I visited your blog today!

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  15. Wow... that is a lot of money for some damned underwear.

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  16. PUNS MAN! PUNSSSSSSSSS. I guess those models really blew their TOPS! Those thieves sound like a couple of BOOBS! That articles was just the tits... ok that one didnt work.

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  17. What will he do with all that underwear~!

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