Friday, October 1, 2010

Red Bull gives you wings. Chicken wings in your pants give you an arrest


A Louisville man is facing theft charges after police said he stuffed a box of chicken wings down his pants.
According to arrest records, Carlos N. Key, 24, was seen by a Sav-A-Lot store employee putting a box of chicken wings into his waistband.
He then attempted to leave the store, police said.
According to arrest records, an off-duty corrections officer detained Key until police arrived.
Key told police that he was just trying to feed his son, according to arrest reports.
Key is charged with theft by unlawful taking and shoplifting.

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30 comments:

  1. Wow what? Not sure if I agree with the guy or not. Feeding your family is pretty important.

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  2. I hope they didn't try to sell the chicken afterwards.

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  3. still thats kinda fucked up....

    "Hi honey im gome! i brought chicken marineted in my dick sweat!"

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  4. Sigh.

    If you want to feed your family, get a job. Don't try to steal from other people that are actually doing it right right way.

    Stupid criminals will continue to be stupid.

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  5. MM yum chicken from your pants..

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  6. i herd you could make your dick fly that way...

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  7. is that chicken in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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  9. Dude wow... only a black male would get caught doing that... This is really sad because you know what, they are sending him to jail where he will get free food and most likely free chicken

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  10. Awesome, what an awful way to get caught, would be funny if he had to explain what happened to a jury or something

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  11. he did nothing wrong, I think he should have gotten hot chicken and complained of a burn to his leg.

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  12. for shame! ahhaha but the idea was not bad

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  13. oh wow. lol. reminds me of the parody of the space jam song.

    i believe i can fly.
    i got shot by the FBI.
    all i wanted was some chicken wings...


    now this strikes me as racist.

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  14. I think he should have chosen a more healthy alternative if he was going to steal to feed his son..

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  15. You think there'd be easier things to steal than a bad full of fried chicken. XD

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  16. Why not steal a cucumber and blame it on an erection?

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  17. lol xD Just sharing daily love ;p

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  18. I'd say something about this being in Kentucky but I know people from Kentucky and they are just plain old good people down there.

    Except for the thieves.

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  19. ...do they really sell chicken wings at Sav-A-Lot stores lol

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  20. oh well, kids need their chickenz^^

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  21. lol what a great excuse for stealing things: "it was for my family!"

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  22. ahhahahhaahah this reminds me of that commercial "eat mor chikin"

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  23. Ah, the good ol chicken in the pants. A classic! Surprised it didn't work.

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  24. hahaha such an embarrassing reason to get arrested

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  25. That is a shame if the man was stealing to feed his family. It seems so desperate and bizarre.

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